December 31, 2011

Happy New Year to all, and to all a goodnight.

This post concludes the last for 2011.
Thanks for following. Ya'll are dolls. If you're not a follower, don't be a bum, follow here.
We love you.



Until next year,
Bye.

December 26, 2011

I think I wanna marry you...

1. Tom Welling/Clark Kent/Superman
I would be quite content with whichever one he chooses to be.

2. Nicholas Jonas

3. Carlos Pena

4. Kendall Schmidt

5. Hunter Hayes

6. One Direction 
Liam, Nial, Harry, Louis, and Zayne.
We mostly care about Liam and Harry.
(the far left and right)



December 20, 2011

Pardon,

I accidentally forgot one more fear of Came's.
The one that actually inspired this post...






7. Came:
   Alton Brown



Dear Alton Brown,
Please stop appearing in Came's dreams and pretending like you're her dad. It's scary. And inappropriate. 

December 17, 2011

Fears.

      Before I begin this terrifying blog post, I would like to say,
HOLY GUACAMOLE, WE ARE ON A ROLL!

You should reward us with a prize or something because we are quite the avid little updaters lately.


  And now, we begin.


           Came and I have fears, believe it or not. They are quite unique and extremely terrifying. Try not to cry while reading this, but know that if you do have to shed a tear or two, it is okay because Came and I will be bawling our eyes out.

  1. Care and Came:
    The Dark
 
Sure, we sleep in it and stuff... but that doesn't mean we don't have to run as fast as we can to our beds once the lights are off.

        2. Came:
           Broccoli

Those little tiny trees that taste like dirt... they make
Came's skin crawl.


      3. Care:
         Fireworks

   Being directly under one as its boom makes it sound like the world is ending. Not cool.



       4. Came:
          Sharks
(I tried to make it as small as possible)
Came can't even watch Despicable Me without screaming a little. We avoid these monsters.


       5. Came:
          Mice

Poor Came isn't a big fan of these either...
if you're a mouse, don't go scurrying in people's showers. Fact.



      6. Care and Came:
         Butlers
        (this butler)


Try running up dark stairs without this guy popping into your head. It doesn't really work for us.


I think that's all for now. Stay safe.

-Care

December 6, 2011

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...

If you are not a Star Wars fan... 
Well then I'm afraid it wouldn't make sense to be a fan of this blog either.

Please enjoy this wonderful show.
 I know these blog posts may be short, but they are sure filled with good stuff. Kinda like jelly filled donuts.......

May the force be with you, 
Came.

Care is a speedy one

Basically most adorable child that's ever lived... well, besides us.
Once upon a time, Came and I went to an angel of a man's (MAngel's) home. He fed us 33,000 different snacks like a MAngel would. We enjoyed an awesome episode of Psych that made us laugh pretty dang hard. We also did things like WATCHING THE MOST AMAZING CHRISTMAS LIGHT SHOW EVER... (it blew our minds)... and we also were exposed to some really awesome cars, stuffed animals, Christmas decor, etc. It was quite the blast.

But most importantly, we watched The Santa Clause. It features the most adorable child known to man (shown above). I strongly encourage you to watch the movie to get into the Christmas Spirit.

Ho, ho, ho,


Care.

Bullies are no fun, so let us stand against them as ONE.

Stand Together:
http://www.standtogether.tv/




Probably the second coolest website ever, besides where you are right now. Go there, it's only one short click away.




Don't be a bully,
Came

December 5, 2011

December 2, 2011

Floccinaucinihilipilification.

Look at all of our friends...
Oh hey,
That's a cool teacher in the back.


                 Hello dear friends and acquaintances, it has certainly been a while. Yes, it has been almost a millennium... I have missed you. Yeahhhh, you've missed me too.
But Came is here.
I am filled with cheer.
That rhymes.

We bring you glad tidings of great joy,
We are still friends.

We don't like being juniors. You see, we're really only 6 years old... so it's really tough.
Words of advice: Don't give into peer pressure and take pre-calculus. Even if your peer is... Big Time Rush. Don't do it.

I don't wanna grow up, I wanna be a Toys R Us kid.

But it's almost Christmas, so enjoy this.

Happy Caroling,
Care

July 27, 2011

Why yes, it is in fact this blogs BIRTHDAY.

Justin Bieber even remembered your birthday!!

Dear Blog,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! It has been quite the year filled with smashing memories. I can't believe it has already been a year! Thanks for always sticking by our ( Care and Came ) side through it all, even though sometimes we let our busy lives get in the way of our devotion to you. Please forgive us ( Care and Came.) I hope you have the best 1st birthday ever! You probably will since 1. Justin Bieber sang to you, and 2. I, Came, am actually updating you! What a joyous day it is! Sorry I didn't bake you a cake, but I figure you can't even eat one if I did, so you know what... Here you go, you get a picture of a delicious one. Enjoy!! 

Yummy............


OR you can have this one... It's your choice. Kinda hard decision..

Have a great day! See you next year!  Ha Ha. NO just a little birthday joke. Really though, have a great day. Eat lots of cake. Don't kiss boys, and don't rush marriage. 
xOxxoXoOxxX
Came.

July 21, 2011

That idea might make a stupid idea feel better about itself!

Our Beloved Pushing Daisies <3

Hello children, it has been quite a while since last we have spoken. But you know what? Sometimes it's okay to be separated... bahahaha, who am I kidding? You guys missed the snot outta me! I am now going to be ever so kind as to give you a brief summary as to what Came and me (Came and I?) (it's summer, give me a break) have been up to. 
Came: Living the teenage dream: Dating super hot men, Driving around with her license, Making the big bucks, Going to super awesome camps, (or so I'm told) Being athletic, etc.
Care: "Sorry, I can't. I have volleyball" Yep, that just about sums it all up for you. 

The little time that we spend together is surely cherished! We celebrate that time as we watch Pushing Daisies on Netflix together. It is an absolutely glorious show that we both equally love. And I might add, that we are both professionals at finding the murderer. We're thinking about starting a detective business, because there have been quite a few murders around here lately.................. we'd be rollin' in the Benjamins if you know what I mean.
Some tragic news though,
Pushing Daisies is no longer on instant play!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!! We don't know what to do with our time now! Let's have a moment of silence for this terrible, terrible, tragedy. 
...
....
.....
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Okay, that's enough. 
Have a beautiful summer kids! If you are having a rough time accomplishing such a simple task, see post below. 


~Care

June 18, 2011

What time is it?........SUMMER TIME.

Welcome Viewers,
I want to take this time to apologize for my long absence. There is no excuse.
Now let us get down to the fun stuff.


Free Summer Coloring Pages: (You're Welcome)

Best Summer Theme Song:

Can't think of anything to do?... I got ya covered:

Now that you are entertained get off the computer and go enjoy to outdoors, and spend some quality with the sunshine. Work on that tan.

-Came
I accept thank you notes.

April 18, 2011

Bromance.

See bromance below:
Just some buff British boys playing with light sabers... no big deal.


        Oh me oh my! It has been such a long time since last I've posted... too long. I realize this. I regret this. Forgive me. Thanks. 
      Much ado has occurred these past months, most of which I do not remember, so consider it unimportant. Sadly, most of it has been spent without Came... this saddens me & saddens you. Came has been quite the avid traveler lately, getting all tanned up and what not. But that's okay because while she travels, she makes me cool turtle crafts & stuff. Life has been tough without my BFFE (Best Friend For Eternity), but I have persevered.  She too will have to persevere because I am going to the Happiest Place on Earth in less than 40 hours. 
    With other news, Came and I have not been completely separated. In fact, on Saturday, we went the the mall. This was no ordinary day at the mall, we saw some very strange things whilst we did not purchase anything. Not even floral pant suits. 

Strange thing 1: Little kid mimicking a mannequin. No one else around. Y'know  just trying to strike cool poses. 
Strange thing 2: Cute dresses at Forever 21 that go down to your belly button........
Strange thing 3: (see photo of modeling couple from previous posts... here please) This photo was nice n' big at a teeth-whitening booth (I don't think they had their teeth whitened). 
Strange thing 4: Teenage boy holding his grandmother's hand... super cute... not the social norm. 
Strange thing 5: Bromances. 21+ bromances. Nothin' like young boys going to the mall with their best friend... who is also a boy. Aren't malls for teenage girls & for married couples? Guess not.

Yep. That's all. Have a cool day!
The End.
Amen.


~Care
     

March 3, 2011

You must be kryptonite, because you make my knees weak...

Look up Care and Came on Google? 
This is the kind of stuff that you will find.

T   his week on Care and Came Blogspot, I Came am going to    write about dating.  Gross right? Well some people like it? And I have to write about stuff that pleases all different genres of our followers. I have to please everyone at one point or another... So, having a plethora of experience in this specific category I think I will be a great person to give advice on it. First of all, if you want to impress someone, you definitely have to tell them a really romantic pick up line. Secondly, you have to make sure they notice you by following them around everywhere that they go. I consider myself an expert at this by now. But no need to be discouraged if you aren't the best at it. Remember I have had years of experience folks. Also do not try these at home, these are strictly school related ways to win over someone's heart. There is a completely different list for impressing someone in the home setting. The third thing that you have to do is, once they notice you you have to walk by while laughing/flipping your hair. This takes talent. Maybe I'll make a YouTube video to show all the unexperienced ones how it is done. Maybe. Fourthly the trick is to give them more pick up lines. You can never get sick of these. The best way to someone's heart is if you make them up yourself, but if you aren't as creative as some people you can look them up online. There is like a billion on there. But be super careful. You may read things on there that are PG-13. I warned you, so you can't sue me if you get scarred for life. If you don't want to take the chance of looking, I conveniently posted some below that you can use. Just remember to give me credit so that you won't be caught plagiarizing, because that is illegal. So here are some, use at your own risk:

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

I lost my phone number can i borrow yours?

Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day long.

I just bit my lip. Can you kiss it better?

Um you dropped something. {What?} My jaw!

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry... I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. 

You are welcome in advanced, for helping you and the love of your life get together. Oh and if I helped you get Nick Jonas or Kendall Schmidt to fall in love with you, PLEASE give them back. Thanks
-Came.

February 7, 2011

Samantha Washi Stott

Sam looks like Peppermint Patty. Except way hotter.

       Dear folks, I am sorry to the extreme that I have not posted lately. Part of the reason was that I was just not in a humorous mood, and the other part was because I got grounded by Came from the computer for not posting. Many of you may criticize Came for being "unfair", but I believe that she grounded me for a reason that makes sense... 
Came is very wise. 
       Anyway, since last we've spoken, Came and I have been reunited yet again... this time, in Honors English. This brings a grin to my kisser. We have had many adventures in the short time that we have been in that class together, most have caused us to laugh so hard that we cry (tears of joy).
      In our English class, there are many attractive people. One of which is called SWS (Samantha Washi Stott). I gave her that middle name. Sam is really valuable, and cool, and nice, and admirable. Her middle name, Washi, suits her perfectly.  
Washi:
和紙 is a type of paper made in Japan. Washi is commonly made using fibers from the bark of the gampi tree, the mitsumata shrub (Edgeworthia papyrifera), or the paper mulberry, but also can be made using bamboo, hemp, rice, and wheat.
      Sometimes we work in groups with SWS. We write about friendly ghosts called Pablo, and children called Randall (or as his friend's call him, Randy), and turkeys called Joshua (or as his friend's call him, Shua). We're really smart, and we get good grades. 
    SWS has her own brilliant blog, see it  HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
It is something that you WILL enjoy. 
Have a swell day!
Amen.

~Care

January 16, 2011

I like summer breezes, winter snowstorms, and seeing cats get whats coming to them.

I really like this man.

So as you may already know Care and myself really like Big Time Rush. REALLY like them. Although we are not like most of the creeper fans in the world. We have never met them. And we would really enjoy it if we did. We can't seem to get them to notice us though. Care has this theory that if I met Kendall, the hot man above, he could possibly fall in love with me? I hope she is right. Except we have a hard time coming up with ideas to meet them. I also think that if Carlos, Cares heart's desire, met her they would eventually get married. So if anyone has any ideas of how to meet them please come forward now. If Kendallia and Carlitos happen to be reading this they can tell us what impresses them, and what we could do to make them fall in love. Maybe pretend that we aren't fans, like all the love stories in movies such as Singing in the Rain? 
So the girls that are always complaining on twitter saying stuff like I will never get Kendall to reply to me kinda bother me. Yet guess what? Kendall always replies to them, so I guess they have some reasoning behind their tactics. But I don't want to stoop down to their level. Maybe I will annoy him just to read this blog. But then he will think I am annoying? Do you see my troubles here... Well if I happen to get him to read this diary of Care and I's life, this short message is for him...
Hello Kendall, 
You have a super nice face. Will you meet me? 
Thanks for reading this. 
Maybe while you're here you should read the rest of the blog.
I like you. 
The End.

Anyway.  Enough about him...
Actually I don't know what else to talk about right now. 
So until we meet again. 
_Came
P.S. No one take this post to heart, because I feel like a really annoying teenage girl writing this. But it has to be done one day or another.

January 12, 2011

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone.

This is what we do when we're home alone

Once upon a time, my family left Came and I home alone. To try and keep our minds off of butlers and/or kidnappers and/or robbers and/or bad guys which may or may not be creeping around in my house, Came and I threw a birthday party. For whom we know not. We did what most people do at birthday parties, we baked a beautiful Pillsbury cake complete with confetti and sprinkles the colors of the rainbow (Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet). We consumed a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos. As the night was slowly, but surely passing by, we called Came's Papa Bear & we asked him very politely if he could bring us a pizza to eat... a pizza with MEAT. For all we had was cake and Cheetos (even Came and I know that that is NOT healthy for 2 growing teenagers). Minutes, maybe even hours passed, and Came's Papa Bear really did arrive! We were so grateful. We even let Papa Bear make a wish on some candles that were carefully lit on our cake! We gulped up that pizza... it was delicious. In case you're thinking that Came and I were about to grow obese, surprisingly, Came and I did not even take one bite of that divine looking cake. 
Our attention suddenly changed. We wanted to play on the Wii. Came made some really cute looking people (Mii's) she named one 7. The reason that she named one 7 is because our friend Bec-ah was right outside my door... don't worry, we were not afraid. We knew she was coming. We drove on over to Bec's home where we watched the movie Inception starring Leonardo Di Caprio (not Da Vinci ). All 3 of us thought the movie was AWESOME. We didn't even get scared! The next day, we watched TV. Came I rewarded ourselves because we didn't even watch TV at all on Friday. And then later, the unthinkable happened.... Came had to leave. My heart did break. But I'm alright now. We like to be home alone now.
The End. 
Amen.

~ Care

P.S. We are missing our Notebook. Our lives are slowly coming to an end. That notebook existed far before this blog. If you see it, please return it to us. Thank you.
:(

Here is a video of us making wishes in under 6 seconds. 
Enjoy

video


January 5, 2011

I'll make a man out of you.

Look at this poor bird surrounded by green and white broccoli. 
What a sad day.


So today I, Came, am at home sick. It is quite sad. I  bet Care misses me a lot. Kinda like this turkey above. Me and him have a lot more in common than you think. Such as our skin is both brown-ish, we both hate all colors of broccoli, we enjoy sitting on nicely decorated tables, and we also enjoy people taking pictures of us. See... a lot in common eh?
Anyway, I would just like to acknowledge and thank all of our followers, for loving and supporting me and Care through all of our struggles as writers. Although there are very few I would like to say my appreciation for them now, for the whole world to see.
And they are...
Sam the Magnificent
Johny the Great
Brendendito the Humble
Ali the Beautiful
Cara and Camiy the Creepers
Tony-oni the Cook
Amanda the Best
Well Thank You all. It has been great. Until next time...
-Came.