5. Get Tan (a work in progress)
Came and I went swimming yesterday, and it wasn't quite as successful in the "get tan" area as we thought it would be. We'll try again soon.
In the meantime, let me tell you a little about our swimming experience... There were about 10 fathers there with their children. Since when do men go to the pool with their buddies and their kids? I guess yesterday was national "bring your dad to the pool day". And that's obviously why I brought Came.